Here’s the thing with conventional staplers: you are limited to how far across the page you can nail that staple down. But what if there was a way to put a staple anywhere you wanted? Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Align Stapler revolution. Freeing cubicle cowboys from the shackles of conventional staplers, the Align Stapler charts a new course to stapling freedom!
Dimensions: 4.33″ length x 2.16″ width x 6.50″ height
Materials: plastic, non-slip silicone, stainless steel
What is it used for?
Stapling anywhere your little heart desires.
Who is this for?
NOT Milton. Its clearly not a Swingline nor is it red but besides him its for staple users everywhere yearning for stapling liberation.